Work is an essential part of our lives, but it can often be a source of stress and exhaustion. To lighten up the mood and bring a smile on your face, here are some funny work quotes. They are witty, humorous, and will hopefully brighten your day. Whether you’re looking for something to make you laugh or cheer up a coworker, these quotes are perfect.
1. “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb.
2. “I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” – Jerome K. Jerome.
3. “Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.” – Leslie Nielsen.
4. “Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now.” – Unknown
5. “I am not a workaholic. I prefer to call it a work-fuana.” – Unknown
6. “If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” – John Gotti.
7. “Work is just something I’m doing until I win the lottery.” – Unknown
8. “I work for money, if you want loyalty go get a dog.” – Unknown
9. “Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” – J. Paul Getty
10. “I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.” – Unknown
11. “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde
12. “If you do a job too well, you’ll get stuck with it.” – Unknown
13. “The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” – Sarah Brown
14. “Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.” – Steven Wright
15. “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” – Mark Twain
16. “I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.” – Unknown
17. “The reward for good work is more work.” – Unknown
18. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
19. “Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.” – Erma Bombeck
20. “The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vince Lombardi
Work quotes like these remind us not to take everything too seriously and that it’s important to find humor in our daily grind. Look at these whenever you have a hard day at work, and remember to laugh a little, because laughter is the best stress reliever. Now go on and share these quotes to your friends and coworkers so you can all have a good laugh.