White Chicks Quotes

“White Chicks” is a perfect fusion of comedy and drama. Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans and written by four talented minds, this 2004 hit has delivered some of the best lines in the history of comedy movies. The main characters, played by Shawn Wayans and Marlon Wayans, under their disguises as white women, delivered many memorable quotes throughout this hilarious film.

Here are the 20 most popular “White Chicks” Quotes:

1. “I am so…frickin’…pissed!” – Kevin Copeland
2. “Your mother’s so old, her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this!” – Marcus Copeland
3. “Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers! It’s mother’s time!” – Marcus Copeland
4. “Once you go black, you’re going to need a wheelchair.” – Latrell Spencer
5. “Don’t hate me ’cause you ain’t me!” – Marcus Copeland
6. “Hold my poodle.” – Marcus Copeland
7. “It’s not just a bag. It’s Prada.” – Kevin Copeland
8. “I’m gonna have a BF!” – Kevin Copeland
9. “A BF? What’s a BF?” – Marcus Copeland
10. “Isn’t it great? No one ever tries to rob us. I wonder why.” – Tiffany Wilson
11. “If you are gonna act like that, I would rather date a MAN.” – Marcus Copeland
12. “And we’re like sisters. Her lips went from Cameron Diaz to Jay Z.” – Kevin Copeland
13. “You know what they say…once you go black, you never go back.” – Heather Vandergeld
14. “What a beautiful chocolate man!” – Marcus Copeland
15. “Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and I’m homebound.” – Both Kevin and Marcus Copeland sing these lines in the car
16. “Do you think I’m dumb? Wait, don’t answer that. But if you do answer that, the answer… is yes.” – Marcus Copeland
17. “You have no idea who the hell you’re dealing with!” – Russ
18. “Oh, I think I do. I’m dealing with two idiots who decided it would be a good idea to take over our girls’ lives.” – Kevin Copeland
19. “Your mother’s is so old that her breast milk is powdered. She breastfeeds like this.” – Marcus Copeland
20. “I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I’m gonna write a letter!” – Marcus Copeland

These memorable quotes from “White Chicks” perfectly illustrate the humor and wit that helped make the film a comedy classic. If you’re ever in need of a laugh, just remember some of these hilarious moments!