The midweek slump can make Wednesday seem like the longest day of the week. But a little humor can go a long way in improving our mood and helping us get over the hump day. Here, we’ve compiled a list of the 20 most popular and hilarious Wednesday quotes to lighten up your day. Whether you’re looking for a good laugh or a fun message to share with friends, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face.
Most Popular Wednesday Funny Quotes
- “Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend. Enjoy your day!”
- “Why does Wednesday feel like the middle finger of the week?”
- “Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!”
- “I think vestigially there’s a synesthete in me, but not like a real one kicking around.”
- “On Wednesdays we wear pink.” – Mean Girls
- “Help! Why is Wednesday spelled like that!”
- “If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.” – George Carlin
- “Wednesday will be amazing so wake up and smile.”
- “On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.” – Kit Williams
- “Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.”
- “Wednesday: It’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just about nearly the weekend.”
- “Happy Wednesday! Cast your love to all, trust in the team to which you are joined, and do not do wrong to others for your own self-gratification.” – Byron Pulsifer
- “Keep calm, it’s hump day Wednesday.”
- “They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” – Robert A. Heinlein
- “It’s only Wednesday…God, please help me get through this day.”
- “It must be Wednesday, there goes that camel again.”
- “Wednesday: The day when the week is no longer getting up, but not yet getting down.”
- “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers
- “To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places.” – Dwayne Johnson
- “Is it Wednesday yet?” – Internet meme
Remember that everybody experiences the midweek blues now and then. Humor is one of the best ways to counteract this—and what could be better than sharing a good laugh with people you care about? So take these Wednesday funny quotes and share them with your friends, family, and colleagues to spread some midweek cheer!