After a long, taxing week, there’s no better way to usher in the weekend than with a hearty dose of humor. So, whether you’re looking to lift your spirits, seeking a good chuckle, or just in need of a cheerful start to your Saturday, here are some of the most popular funny Saturday quotes that will surely tickle your funny bones.
Funny Saturday Quotes
- “Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” – Bill Watterson
- “I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.” – Unknown
- “The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own.” – Chuck Palahniuk
- “Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to Monday?” – Unknown
- “Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” – John Shirley
- “Saturday is what gives us a weekend of enjoyment.” – Anthony T. Hincks
- “There are just two kinds of people in this world. Those who wake up on Saturday morning with a sigh of relief, and those who do so with a groan.” – Anthony T. Hicks
- “I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.” – Unknown
- “Saturday – a day to sleep in past my normal waking hour. A day to relish, enjoy and celebrate the goodness that I have been blessed with.” – Anthony T. Hincks
- “Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” – Ogden Nash
- “Why wait for the weekend to have fun.” – Loesje
- “Dear Saturday, you are my favorite.” – Unknown
- “Dear Monday, my momma doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.” – Unknown
- “My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.” – Unknown
- “Ah, it’s a fine day for letting go of worries and tasks. Hello, Saturday!” – Unknown
- “Hello, Saturday. You’re my favorite distraction.” – Unknown
- “There should be an extra day between Saturday and Sunday.” – Unknown
- “Saturday, how I have waited for you! The day of undoing the knots of the week.” – Unknown
- “The only thing better than a long weekend is that it’s followed by a short work week.” – Unknown
- “Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?” – Phyllis Diller
Revel in the freedom and light-heartedness that weekends bring. Don’t take life too seriously – no one gets out of it alive anyway. Enjoy your Saturday and have a great laugh with these funny Saturday quotes. Have a fun-filled, relaxing, laughter-inducing Saturday everyone!