Old Gregg is a character from the British comedy show “The Mighty Boosh”. Introduced in the series’ second season, Old Gregg is portrayed as a merman with a deep love for Baileys, a creamy alcoholic beverage. His peculiar behavior, unsettling appearance, and idiosyncratic dialogue have made him a beloved icon of the show, with many of his lines becoming popular catchphrases. Many of these quirky sayings not only capture Old Gregg’s unique character, but have also achieved meme status.
Below are 20 of the most popular Old Gregg quotes:
- “I’m Old Gregg!”
- “Do you love me? Could you learn to love me?”
- “I’ve got all things that are good”
- “Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?”
- “It’s attached to your rod, motherlicker!”
- “You’ve seen my downstairs mix-up”
- “I’m a scaly man fish”
- “I’ve got a mangina!”
- “Wanna see my watercolours?”
- “You ever go to a club where people wee on each other?”
- “Do ya love me? Are ya playing ya love games with me?”
- “This is as close as you can get to Baileys without your eyes getting wet”
- “I’m gonna hurt ya.”
- “Easy now, fuzzy little man peach”
- “I got a picture of Baileys, and look closer, and there’s another picture of Baileys”
- “Baileys, neat, closer”
- “Make an assessment”
- “I likes ya. What do ya think of me?”
- “What do you think of the boat times?”
- “Don’t worry, it’s not a real gun. It’s a love gun.”
These quotes capture the essence of Old Gregg’s character – weird, unexpected, but ultimately very memorable. From declarations of love to strange questions, each quote is brimming with the uniqueness of the Old Gregg character. Whether or not you’re a fan of “The Mighty Boosh”, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face or, at the very least, pique your curiosity.