Monday, often referred to as the most dreaded day of the week, can also be seen as a fresh start, a clean slate, and a lot of potential for good to come. To lighten up the mood and bring some cheer into your Monday routine, here are 20 of the most popular and humorous Monday quotes.
Monday Humor Quotes
- “Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.” – Tom Wilson
- “Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'”
- “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.”
- “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
- “Monday is a great day for becoming too busy to die.” – Roy Station
- “Monday must be a man, it comes too quickly.”
- “I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.”
- “Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
- “Mondays are the start of the work week which offers new beginnings 52 times a year!” – David Dweck
- “If each day was a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Monday.”
- “Monday is the root of all evil.”
- “On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.” – H. Allen Smith
- “If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.” – Unknown
- “Shortest horror story: Monday.”
- “Ahhhh, Monday. The day of the week that makes a hangover feel productive.”
- “Dear Monday, I was thinking you could take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you.”
- “Candy is nature’s way of making up for Monday.” – Rebecca Gober
- “I feel like I want to clean up my room…then I realize it’s Monday.”
- “On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot, ‘Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?’” – A. A. Milne
- “Warning: Mondays can be hazardous to your health.”
These quotes all play into the general sentiment that Monday isn’t the most favored day of the week, but they do so in a lighthearted and humorous way. Instead of dreading the coming of Monday, why not laugh it off? Use these funny quotes about Monday to start your week off with a smile and a laugh.