“Major Payne” is a 1995 American comedy film which stars Damon Wayans as a hilarious, tough military officer. Major Payne’s character is defined by his strong personality and memorable quotes which scare, instruct and amuse the audience. In this article, we bring you some of the most popular quotes from Major Payne.
Major Payne Quotes:
- “You’re still a maggot, you just a well-dressed one.”
- “If he’s still in there, he ain’t happy!”
- “Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I’m gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.”
- “What are you lookin’ at, ass eyes!”
- “If I’m not back in an hour… wait some more!”
- “Do you hear the thump thump of a major heart attack?”
- “One. Don’t you ever touch me again. Two. Don’t you ever touch me again.”
- “I am gonna git you, sucka!”
- “What are the two answers that end all questions in this world? It is either ‘Yes, dear’ or ‘Ok, dear’.”
- “Let me tell you something. I ain’t got no problem. If you do what I tell you, when I tell you, there won’t be any problems.”
- “I don’t play with little boys. Besides, you wouldn’t last on the field with me.”
- “I have a unique sense of humor. I do know that much.”
- “Now what kind of sorry ass place is this?”
- “Does your mama know you’re out here?”
- “You can leave your organs to science. I like that.”
- “You are dismissed… from life!”
- “Are you threatening me, boy?”
- “From now on, my little buttercup, you will shower in your shorts.”
- “I’m going to teach you the method to my madness.”
- “Who’s the dumbass private who left the backdoor unlocked?”
These memorable quotes highlight Major Payne’s tough, unflinching, and often humorous approach to his role as a military officer in the film. Whether used as humorous references or examples of a truly unique character, these quotes will continue to entertain and amuse fans of Major Payne.