Kenny Powers, a fictional character famously portrayed by Danny McBride in the American television series “Eastbound & Down,” is well-loved for his outrageous, over-the-top style and outrageous sense of humor. Known for his brazen remarks and unsophisticated charm, Powers has delivered a series of memorable lines that continue to resonate with fans long after the show’s run.
Here are 20 of the most popular Kenny Powers quotes:
Kenny Powers Quotes:
- “You’re fucking out!”
- “I play real sports. Not trying to be the best at exercising.”
- “Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I’m the man who has the ball, I’m the man who can throw it faster than fuck.”
- “I’m not trying to be the best at exercising.”
- “I’m the man who has the ball. I’m the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick… everyone.”
- “Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I’m not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries aren’t as good. That used to be called patriotism.”
- “I need to remember that I’m a winner man. I need to remember that I am better than everyone else. Bulletproof tiger, man.”
- “You boys ever tag team anybody? Beat up any kids in your neighborhood? When we were kids, me and your dad used to beat the shit out of these retard brothers that used to live down the street from us. Hilarious stuff. True story.”
- “A lot of people ask me, ‘Kenny Powers, you’re a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?’ And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it’s actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.”
- “I need to remember, I’m not just a man, I’m a man with the heart of a lion and the wings of an eagle and the brain of a scientist.”
- “When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball.”
- “Every day is the beginning of the rest of your life.”
- “I’m so sick and tired pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second.”
- “Fundamentals are the crutch for the talentless.”
- “One time I was invited to come party at my buddy’s house and I didn’t show up, turns out he had so much sex at this party that he died. So from then on, I never turn down an invitation to a party.”
- “Whatever I do, I’m gonna do it my way.”
- “What? No, I’ve been with tons of women. I have very low standards.”
- “I’m not saying I agree with it, it’s just that the illuminati really freaks me out.”
- “When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball.”
- “To me, the whole concept of fear is goddamn ridiculous.”
These brilliantly framed lines showcase Kenny Powers’ machismo, humor, fearlessness, and unapologetic persona which made the character a beloved icon in pop culture. Whether you love him or hate him, there’s no denying that Kenny Powers stands out as a unique offering in the fraternity of sitcom characters.