In the realm of reality television, there are few shows as iconic as ‘Jersey Shore.’ The show followed a group of friends living under one roof in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. Prone to dramatic blow-outs and over-the-top expressions, these reality stars certainly had a way with words. Here are some of the most memorable quotes, straight from the boardwalk:
Quotes from ‘Jersey Shore’
1. “Yeah, we smooshed. And smooshing is awesome.” – Snooki
2. “It’s T-Shirt Time!” – Pauly D
3. “I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet!” – Sammi
4. “I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. McCain would’ve never put a 10% tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan.” – Snooki
5. “Rahnnn, stahhpp!” – Sammi
6. “I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this shit, I mean, come on. I’m hot.” – Snooki
7. “Let go of the pizzelles and fight him!” – Vinny
8. “I had to move the bed so she didn’t squish me. She’s like a wrecking ball.” – Situation
9. “You do you, I’ll do me.” – Snooki
10. “Your tears don’t mean shit to me. Your tears mean dick to me, bro.” – Mike the Situation
11. “You like the boobs?” – Deena
12. “If you’re not a guido, then you can get the fuck outta my face.” – Vinny
13. “Don’t get shit twisted.” – Ronnie
14. “I’m a vet. I’m a blast in a glass.” – Deena
15. “We’re beatin’-up-the-beat, that’s what we say when we’re doing our fist pump. First, we start off banging the ground, we’re banging it as the beat builds ’cause that beat’s hittin’ us so we’re fightin’ back, it’s like we beat up that beat.” – Pauly D
16. “No one has ever gotten to Snooki’s level. She’s the queen of puking.” – Sammi
17. “It’s not about being known, it’s about having fun and showing people that you can have fun.” – Pauly D
18. “I try to learn from my mistakes and my past, that’s what made me who I am right now.” – Ronnie
19. “I have my kids in there! You guys are disgusting!” – JWoww
20. “I felt like eating ham and drinking water. Ham.” – Deena
Whether they have you laughing, cringing, or shaking your head, these quotes showcase the larger-than-life personalities that landed ‘Jersey Shore’ in the reality TV hall of fame.