Mothers are our first love, first teacher and forever friends irrespective of our age and place. There are many ways to express our feelings towards her. However, on Mother’s Day, sharing some funny quotes with her could make her day brighter and happier. Here are some funny yet endearing quotes dedicated to our beloved moms. These quotes capture the essence of motherhood in a humorous way and stress the undeniable fact that moms are multitasking superwomen.
Funny Mothers Day Quotes
- “Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children!” – Sam Levenson
- “Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.” – Oprah Winfrey
- “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then, I want to move in with them.” – Phyllis Diller
- “Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every attempt to teach them good manners.” – Unknown
- “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle
- “Sweater, n.: a garment worn by a child when its mother is feeling chilly.” – Ambrose Bierce
- “All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.” – Oscar Wilde
- “My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” – Mark Twain
- “My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett
- “There’s no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.” – Jill Churchill
- “As a mother, my job is to take care of what is possible and trust God with the impossible.” – Ruth Bell Graham
- “A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.” – Peter De Vries
- “The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.” – Calvin Trillin
- “It’s not easy being a mother. If it were, fathers would do it.” – Dorothy, The Golden Girls
- “Being a mom means never buying the right amount of produce. Either everyone suddenly loves grapes and a week’s worth are eaten in one afternoon, or fruit flies are congregating around my rotting bananas.” – Lessons from the Minivan
- “A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don’t even have.” – Robert Brault
- “The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.” – John J. Plomp
- “Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it.” – Unknown
- “A mother is a person who, upon seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” – Tenneva Jordan
- “Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.” – William Feather
Happy Mother’s Day to all the amazing moms out there! Spread the love and humor with these funny Mothers’ Day quotes. Remember, humor adds spice to life and strengthens our bond with others. So, let’s indulge in some healthy humor this Mother’s Day!