Start your day off with a smile with these funny morning quotes. Whether you need a good laugh to kick off your day or you want to share a chuckle with someone else, these quotes are perfect. They range from sarcastic remarks about the early bird to comical observations on morning routines. So, why not brighten your day with a bit of humor?
Below is a collection of the most popular funny morning quotes.
- “I always say ‘morning’ instead of ‘good morning’, because if it was a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.”
- “Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.”
- “The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin
- “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra
- “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and doesn’t stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost
- “Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” – James Bond
- “Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook
- “The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” – Willie Nelson
- “The best part about waking up is knowing… you have another cup of coffee to enjoy.”
- “I don’t do mornings.”
- “There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.” – Erma Bombeck
- “There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” – Kristin Chandler
- “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” – Mindy Kaling
- “Morning will come, it has no choice.” – Marty Rubin
- “When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
- “Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.”
- “Each morning I get up and try to convince myself that I should care.”
- “Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” – Phil Dunphy”
- “Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.” – William Blake
- “Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke’. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.”
Humor definitely makes mornings more bearable. Remember, laughter is the best way to start your day. So share these funny morning quotes and start your day off with a good laugh.