Introduction
If there’s one thing that can help lighten up the mood in the gym aside from a groovy playlist, it’s funny gym quotes. Here, we have rounded up our top 20 funny and inspirational gym quotes to lift your spirits(higher than your dumbbell!) and make your day a little brighter. These quotes are chosen not only for their humor but also for their capacity to motivate and inspire individuals in their fitness journey.
Funny Gym Quotes
- “The only bad workout is the one that didn’t happen.”
- “I got 99 problems and I’m going to the gym to ignore all of them.”
- “I don’t stop when I’m tired, I stop when I’m done.”
- “Exercise? I thought you said ‘Extra fries’.”
- “Sweat is just fat crying.”
- “If you still look pretty after the gym, you didn’t train hard enough.”
- “I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training.”
- “I have to exercise in the morning before my brain realizes what I’m doing.”
- “Dear fat, prepare to die. Sincerely, me.”
- “Don’t wish for a good body, work for it.”
- “Does running late count as exercise?”
- “My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.”
- “Crawling is acceptable. Falling is acceptable. Puking is acceptable. Tears are acceptable. Pain is acceptable. Quitting is not.”
- “Eat clean, stay fit, and have a burger to stay sane.”
- “That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s sweat or your body’s fat crying.”
- “When life knocks you down…do a squat!”
- “The real workout starts when you want to stop.”
- “The only time Success comes before Work is in the dictionary.”
- “It’s called a ‘workout’ because you have to work for it.”
- “I go to the gym because clearly my amazing personality isn’t enough.”
Conclusion
Sometimes a good laugh is all we need to get back on track with our workout routine. So next time when you’re struggling to get off the couch and head to the gym, remember these quotes. Not only do they add humor to your day, but they’re also impactful and encouraging. Stay fit and suffice it to say, Stay happy!