Cats are mysterious yet endearing creatures that have been capturing human interest for centuries. They have been worshipped as gods, kept as pets, and their quirky personalities often makes them the stars of Internet memes. To celebrate the quirkiness and charm of these feline furballs, here we’ve put together a collection of popular funny cat quotes provided by cat enthusiasts, writers, and celebrities. These quotes embody the hilarious unpredictability and endearing personality traits of cats.
Funny Cat Quotes
- “Cats are like music. It’s foolish to try to explain their worth to those who don’t appreciate them.” – Anonymous
- “In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” – Terry Pratchett
- “Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.” – James Herriot
- “I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not.” – Harry S. Truman
- “A cat’s worst enemy is a closed door.” – Anonymous
- “Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.” – Rod McKuen
- “Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic.” – Lillian Jackson Braun
- “The smallest feline is a masterpiece.” – Leonardo da Vinci
- “Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.” – Pam Brown
- “There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” – Albert Schweitzer
- “Time spent with cats is never wasted.” – Sigmund Freud
- “One cat just leads to another.” – Ernest Hemingway
- “What greater gift than the love of a cat.” – Charles Dickens
- “Cats, as you know, are quite impervious to threats.” – Connie Willis
- “Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything.” – John Dingman
- “Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.” – W. L. George
- “Cats are mysterious kind of folk.” – Sir Walter Scott
- “I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” – Hippolyte Taine
- “Cats will outsmart dogs every time.” – John Grogan
- “When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.” – Michel de Montaigne
Whether or not you are a self-proclaimed ‘cat person’, you will likely find at least one of these quotes that resonates with your experience with cats. These charming creatures, with their mysterious and sometimes aloof demeanour, have a way of working their path into our hearts and homes. With their individual personalities and uncanny ability to turn almost anything into a toy, despite moments of exasperation, we find ourselves loving them, if not for anything, for their unconcerned independence.