Friday Quotes Funny

Friday is one of those special days of the week that we all look forward to. It brings with it the promise of the weekend; of relaxation, fun and freedom! In honor of this joyful day, here are top 20 most popular Friday quotes to tickle your funny bone and help you to kickstart your weekend on a high note.

Funny Friday Quotes:

  1. “I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday.”
  2. “Friday is my second favorite F word. My first is food.”
  3. “Dear Monday, just hand me Friday and nobody gets hurt.”
  4. “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”
  5. “It’s funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.”
  6. “If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.”
  7. “Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear, I was just dreaming about you the whole time.”
  8. “If Friday had a face, I would kiss it.”
  9. “Weekend, please don’t leave me again.”
  10. “Hands up if you love Fridays.”
  11. “I don’t work on Fridays, I make appearances.”
  12. “Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.”
  13. “Friday, I’ve tried to see other days and none compare to you.”
  14. “It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves…they tend to spill over.”
  15. “Make each day of the week like Friday and your life will take on new enthusiasm.”
  16. “On Fridays, the work week is almost over while two days of freedom and fun over the weekend await us.”
  17. “Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon-Thurs but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.”
  18. “I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% on Friday.”
  19. “Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.”
  20. “‘Ugh, I hate Fridays!’… said no one ever.”

These amusing quotes about Friday will certainly add laughter to your day. So, whether it’s shared through a funny text to your friend, a social media status update, or used in a speech to kickoff Friday’s team meeting at work, these funny Friday quotes will bring you into the weekend with a smile.

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