Clark W. Griswold, played by Chevy Chase, is the delightfully awkward and well-meaning character from the popular “National Lampoon’s Vacation” series. His mishaps and often unrealistic aspirations frequently result in comical situations and quotable lines. His earnest attempts of being the perfect family man have made his character an enduring one. Listed below are twenty of the most popular quotes by Clark Griswold that continue to amuse audiences:
20 Most Popular Clark Griswold Quotes
- “Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?”
- “We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here.”
- “I think you’re all f***ed in the head. We’re ten hours from the f***ing fun park, and you want to bail out!”
- “We’re on a quest. A quest for fun.”
- “I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.”
- “Hey, if any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one…”
- “It’s not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.”
- “This is a surprise. I honestly and truly didn’t think you’d go this big, Eddie.”
- “What’s that sound? You hear it? It’s a funny squeaky sound.”
- “If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now.”
- “The most enjoying traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin.”
- “It’s a beaut, Clark! It’s a beaut!”
- “Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.”
- “Oh, Eddie… if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.”
- “Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn… the clean, cool chill of the holiday air…”
- “I’m sure enjoying my coffee, Eddie. Jehovah Witness?”
- “Well, I’ll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun.”
- “Well, I’m gonna park the cars and get the luggage, and, well, I’ll be outside for the season.”
- “That’s all part of the experience, honey.”
- “Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for half an hour.”
Each quote showcases Clark Griswold’s endearing eccentricities and enthusiastic spirit. The humor lies not only in his dialogue but also in his flawed yet lovable character. For many, these quotes evoke memories of laugh-out-loud moments from the “National Lampoon’s Vacation” series and remind fans why Clark Griswold is one of the most beloved characters in comedy movies.