The Office is a mockumentary that depicts the everyday work lives of office employees working at the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. This sitcom has given us some of the most memorable and hilarious quotes that we often use in our everyday conversations. Let’s take a look at some of those funniest, most iconic Office quotes.
Top 20 Quotes
- “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
- “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott
- “Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!” – Dwight Schrute
- “Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
- “I am Beyoncé, always.” – Michael Scott
- “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott
- “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor
- “Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.” – Pam Beesly
- “I understand nothing.” – Michael Scott
- “The worst thing about prison was the dementors.” – Michael Scott
- “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard
- “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” – Michael Scott
- “Should have burned this place down when I had a chance.” – Michael Scott
- “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky” – Michael Scott
- “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man!” – Michael Scott
- “I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.” – Pam Beesly
- “No, Rose, they are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs…Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?” – Michael Scott
- “I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.” – Michael Scott
- “Every moment you spend not being your best self is a gift to your competition.” – Charles Miner
- “Jim has spent hours, literally hours, making sure that this party goes off without a hitch. Now we get to enjoy it.” – Stanley Hudson
These lines from The Office will always brighten your day and keep the laughter going!