Funny Thursday Quotes

Thursday, so close to the weekend, can sometimes feel like a ‘hump day’ in its own right. We have created a compilation of humorous and light-hearted Thursday quotes that are sure to bring a smile to your face! These quotes contain a mix of wisdom, humor, and a little dose of motivation to help you look forward to Friday with a positive vibe.

Funny Thursday Quotes:

  1. “I wait until Thursday to ask people about their weekend plans so there’s a better chance they’re already busy.”
  2. “Thursday come, and the week’s gone.” – George Herbert
  3. “Thursday is my favourite day to plan how I’m going to get out of the plans I already made for the weekend.”
  4. “Happy Thursday! You’re only one day away from being two days away from doing the same work you’re doing right now!”
  5. “Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian.”
  6. “I am having Monday feelings towards Friday.” – Unknown
  7. “I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.” – April Winchell
  8. “Thursday is end day in weekend. Today you are so tired, will think of how your week was, and how will go on tomorrow.” – Fain Blake
  9. “After ‘Hump Day’ the weekend gets closer.” – Unknown
  10. “Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long.” – Nicci French
  11. “The only thing I throwback on Thursday is whisky.”
  12. “It’s Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes, things just work out.” – Demetri Martin
  13. “I never could get the hang of Thursdays.” – Douglas Adams
  14. “Thursday, I forecast as mostly sunny. It’s a much-needed break.” – John Farley
  15. “And whether it is Thursday, or the day is stormy, there will still always be something that you have never seen before.” – Williams Turner
  16. “Thursday’s child has far to go.” – Unknown
  17. “If 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?”
  18. “Your weekend is only as good as the worst thing you do on Thursday.”
  19. “It’s Thor’s Day. Better get hammered.”
  20. “Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.” – John Lennon

Each Thursday comes with a chance for humor, reflection, and anticipation for the weekend. These quotes serve as a friendly reminder to take life each day at a time and still find reasons to smile, even amidst routine. No matter what you are facing, always remember to keep your sense of humor, take a deep breath, and know that Friday is just around the corner.

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