Introduction
Celebrating another year of marriage is certainly something to laugh and smile about. A well-placed anniversary quote can lighten up any occasion, so we are sharing a compilation of 20 best funny anniversary quotes that will keep the mood cheerful and happy. So, whether you’re writing a card, planning a speech, or just want to crack a joke, these quotes are guaranteed to bring a smile.
Funny Anniversary Quotes
- “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie
- “We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, so when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we call it love.” – Dr. Seuss
- “Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
- “Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gets her master’s degree.”
- “Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right. The other person is the husband.”
- “Love is like war: Easy to begin but very hard to stop.” – H. L. Mencken
- “Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.” – G. K. Chesterton
- “I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.” – Rodney Dangerfield
- “Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.” – Mae West
- “When I said I do, I didn’t mean laundry.”
- “Marriage is just texting each other ‘do we need anything from the grocery store?’ a bunch of times until one of you dies.”
- “Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?” – Groucho Marx
- “Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember anything you say.”
- “Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.”
- “A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
- “Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
- “An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.” – Booth Tarkington
- “Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.” – Mae West
- “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero
- “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz
Conclusion
Lightness and laughter can go a long way in any relationship. These funny anniversary quotes nice way to nudge a laugh and a smile from your partner on your special day. So, pick one, or two, or many and enjoy some good humor. Keep laughing, keep loving, and most importantly, keep celebrating!