Funny Family Quotes

Everyone knows that families come with their share of laughter & chaos. The following are some of the most popular and funny family quotes that capture the essence of family life with humor and relish. Enjoy these quotes that are bound to bring a smile to your face and remind you of your own family shenanigans!

Funny Family Quotes:

  1. “Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.” – Cary Grant
  2. “I don’t have to look up my family tree because I know that I’m the sap.” – Fred Allen
  3. “Remember, as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice, normal family.” – Homer Simpson
  4. “My family is temperamental. Half temper. Half mental.”
  5. “Families are like fudge – mostly sweet, with a few nuts.” – Les Dawson
  6. “Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.” – Martin Mull
  7. “An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.”
  8. “My family coat of arms ties at the back… is that normal?” – Maria Bamford
  9. “When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.” – George Bernard Shaw
  10. “The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us all to become our best while looking our worst.” – Marge Kennedy
  11. “Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.” – Michael Levine
  12. “Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.” – Wayne Huizenga
  13. “Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.” – Evan Esar
  14. “The only thing I want to pass onto my children is my insanity.” – Quinn Cummings
  15. “The family – that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to.” – Dodie Smith
  16. “Family is a blessing. Just keep saying that when you are irritated by something a family member does or says.”
  17. “I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” – Erma Bombeck
  18. “I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.” – Rodney Dangerfield
  19. “Family ties mean that no matter how much you might want to run from your family, you can’t.” – Jim Butcher
  20. “There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.” – Jerry Seinfeld

These quotes mirror the everyday humor that can be found in our beautiful, messy, and eclectic family experiences. Remember, humor is the jelly that keeps the toasts of life from being too dry. So, always keep your sense of humor on tap and let laughter echo in your family.

After all, while families might sometimes drive us crazy, they also fill our lives with an abundance of happiness and comic relief. We couldn’t imagine it any other way!

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