Introduction
“Parks and Recreation” was a hit comedy show that aired from 2009 to 2015 and is highly praised for its unique characters and witty dialogue. The ensemble cast, including Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman, Chris Pratt, Rashida Jones, Rob Lowe and others, each brought their characters to life with zest and humor. Here are 20 of the most popular quotes from this much-loved show.
The Quotes
- “Treat yo’ self.” – Tom Haverford and Donna Meagle
- “I’m not interested in caring about people.” – April Ludgate
- “The worst thing about prison was the dementors!” – Michael Scott impersonated by Andy Dwyer
- “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.” – Andy Dwyer
- “Pawnee: The Paris of America.” – Pawnee Slogan
- “Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously. That’s impossible.” – Andy Dwyer
- “I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.” – Ron Swanson
- “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.” – Ron Swanson
- “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.” – Ron Swanson
- “I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.” – Leslie Knope
- “There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food.” – Ron Swanson
- “One person’s annoying is another’s inspiring and heroic.” – Leslie Knope
- “I regret nothing. The end.” – Ron Swanson
- “Ovaries before brovaries.” – Leslie Knope
- “Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.” – Tom Haverford
- “When life gives you lemons, steal your grandma’s jewelry and go clubbing.” – Jean Ralphio
- “If I had a stripper’s name, it would be Equality.” – Leslie Knope
- “I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.” – Ron Swanson
- “I would like to be president someday, so no I have not smoked marijuana.” – Leslie Knope
- “I guess my thoughts on abortion are, you know, let’s just all have a good time.” – Bobby Newport
Conclusion
“Parks and Recreation” continues to be a delight to fans across the globe long after airing its final episode. This can be attributed to the show’s wit and creativity, as well as the memorable characters who gave us these unforgettable quotes.