Introduction
Friday – the last day of the workweek, the beginning of the weekend, and certainly the best day of the week. What better way to celebrate the arrival of everyone’s favorite weekday than with a good laugh? Below is a list of 20 popular Friday funny quotes that will lighten up your day and kickstart your weekend on a happy note.
Quotes
- “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.”
- “I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.”
- “Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.”
- “If Friday had a face, I would kiss it.”
- “It’s Friday…any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.”
- “Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.”
- “Friday, my second favorite F word.”
- “I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday.”
- “It’s Friday…time to go make stories for Monday.”
- “It’s Friday. The only decision you need to make is bottle or glass.”
- “Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon-Thurs but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.”
- “Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.”
- “It’s Friday. Time to go make stories for Monday.”
- “Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.”
- “Happy Friday! You’re someone’s reason to smile.”
- “Friday: The day after Thursday and before Saturday according to Rebecca Black. Also, the most annoying day of the week now.”
- “Friday! The freedom of the bird is an insult to me.”
- “Can we start the weekend over again? I wasn’t ready.”
- “If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.”
- “I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.”
Conclusion
May these hilarious Friday quotes bring a smile to your face and take you into the weekend in high spirits. Laughter is the best way to gear up for a well-deserved weekend. Now, let’s raise our glass to the start of what we hope will be an incredible weekend. Happy Friday to everyone!