Best Spongebob Quotes

For decades, the hilarious undersea world of SpongeBob SquarePants has engaged audiences of all ages. Whether it’s the pure madness of Patrick Star, the pesky cynicism of Squidward Tentacles, or the irrepressible bubbly joy of SpongeBob himself, the show is filled with memorable characters who frequently drop quotable lines. Here are the 20 most popular quotes from this beloved animated series.

SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes

1. “I’m Ready, I’m Ready, I’m Ready…” – SpongeBob SquarePants
2. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” – Patrick Star
3. “It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!” – Tourist
4. “I can’t see my forehead!” – Patrick Star
5. “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
6. “I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. …I NEED IT!” – SpongeBob SquarePants
7. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star
8. “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is…advanced darkness.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
9. “CHOCOLATE!” – Tom
10. “I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumbo; Wumboing; We’ll have thee wumbo; Wumborama; Wumbology; the study of Wumbo. It’s first grade, SpongeBob!” – Patrick Star
11. “The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!” – SpongeBob SquarePants
12. “Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli!” – SpongeBob SquarePants
13. “Firmly grasp it in your hand.” – Patrick Star
14. “I’m not a Krusty Krab.” – Patrick Star
15. “Oh please, I have no soul.” – Squidward Tentacles
16. “I can’t see my forehead!” – Patrick Star
17. “It’s called the ugly barnacle.” – Patrick Star
18. “I’m a Goofy Goober, yeah. You’re a Goofy Goober, yeah. We’re all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy Goober, yeah!” – SpongeBob SquarePants
19. “Is this the Krusty Krab?” “No, this is Patrick!” – Patrick Star
20. “I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. …I NEED IT!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

These quotes take viewers back to countless hours of laughter and joy brought by the underwater antics of SpongeBob and friends. Each character on the show has their distinct personality, and through their dialogues, they have given us some of the most memorable moments in cartoon history.

Which of these SpongeBob quotes is your favorite? Whether it makes you laugh, think, or merely reminisce, each quote surely brings back memories of watching this iconic show.