The Blues Brothers is a 1980 American musical comedy film directed by John Landis and starring John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd as “Joliet” Jake and Elwood Blues. The film’s unforgettable dialogue and unique mix of comedy and music have made it a cult classic. Here are some of the most memorable quotes from the Blues Brothers:
Most Popular Quotes from the Blues Brothers
- “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.” – Elwood
- “We’re on a mission from God.” – Elwood
- “There’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark out, and we’re wearing sunglasses.” – Elwood
- “I hate Illinois Nazis.” – Elwood
- “I’ve always loved you.” – Jake
- “We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.” – Elwood
- “How much for your women? Your women – I want to buy your women, your daughter…sell them to me. Sell me your children.” – Jake
- “You better get bright pal, we got a show to do. Then we’re gonna need some action.” – Jake
- “Are you the police?” – “No ma’am, we’re musicians.” – Elwood and Jake
- “I’m gonna hire you as my chauffeur. What’s left of your summer vacation, you’re gonna drive me around.” – Curtis
- “They’re not gonna catch us. We’re on a mission from God.” – Elwood
- “Stay here. Be quiet. I’m going to get us a contract.” – Jake
- “I’m in a band. We play both kinds of music – country and western.” – Elwood
- “You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting in celibacy for you.” – Mystery Woman
- “Me and the Lord, we got an understanding.” – Jake
- “You can’t lie to a nun. We always find out.” – Nun
- “Hit it.” – Elwood
- “We’ll put the band back together, do a few gigs, get some bread. Bang! Five thousand bucks.” – Jake
- “Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don’t fail us now!” – Elwood
- “I picked a hell of a time to quit smoking.” – Elwood
These quotes give a glimpse into the wit and charm of the Blues Brothers. Their quirky humor and strong bond make them an unforgettable duo in the history of American cinema. Whether you’re a Blues Brothers fan, or just looking for a good laugh, these quotes are sure to brighten your day.